Gee, those are clean dumpsters and wow, that alley is tidy. I guess you can keep your dumpsters and alleys polished when you have hired help.

I’d love to employ someone to do that for me, but first I’d hire someone to clean the house. Then I’d hire someone to do the laundry. Wait–no, I don’t mind laundry, it’s the cooking I don’t like. So a house-cleaner, then a cook, then a laundry person, and that person would iron. (Am I the only one who still has clothes that need ironing?)

Oh! No, wait. I need someone to plant things–like landscape the yard. I also need someone to clean out the garage, which I wouldn’t mind doing except I’ve got to clean out my office first. Oh, and I’d love to have a secretary, wouldn’t that be great? Someone who’d call the phone company and pay bills and file things, take stuff to the dry cleaners and Goodwill and go to the grocery store…I guess that’s more of a personal assistant than a secretary. That’s a dream, isn’t it? I’d love that. I might like that even more than having a cook. Maybe.

If I had all that staff in place I’d shine up my trash cans and polish the driveway myself.

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